Pube Trees

When you have sex with a female with a lot of hair down under, and you ejaculate on the hair which makes little white beads on the ends.
James: "Holy crap baby, I'm bout to bust a load!"

Katie: "Pull out man! I don't wanna get pregnant!"

James: "There we go.. Now you have Pube Trees"
by Ilikeurbottleofrum March 25, 2009
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public pubes

Those nasty mystery pubes that you can find on public toilet seats.
Dude, i was just in the bathroom and someone left some public pubes on the seat... i almost sat on them !! !! !!
by Moe92 September 02, 2009
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pube sause

the sause like mixture of urin and foreign pubes that linger on the brim of a public urinal or toilet seat. Sometimes found in puddles on the foor of a public restroom.
"I just slipped and fell into to a puddle of pube sause in the guys room."
"The bathroom here is so gross! there is pube sause all over the place in there!"
by russain fuck up January 04, 2009
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Fallopian Pubes

A religious accomplishment achieved when a man gives a woman such a deep and thorough dicking, that at least one or more of his pubes dislodges from his pelvis, and jets its way past the vulva, cervex, and uterus up into a woman’s Fallopian tubes.
“Johnathan ravaged me last night! I think he gave me fallopian pubes. Dinner for one at the hairy egg farm!”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm
Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor
by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022
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Pube Tumbleweed

The little ball of pubes you get when you shave your pubes and bunch them up. One may throw this at his/her friends or use it to film a western movie shootout scene.
Jerry threw the Pube Tumbleweed at his mom because she said his dick was tiny.
by Sukov Blyatovich January 08, 2018
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The Longest Pube

The most annoying or worst person out of a particularly bad group.
I heard that Becky was totally being the longest pube at the eco group meeting yesterday
by The Chodester June 07, 2013
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