Poomff

A cheeto, typically large and puffy in size.

"Would anyone like a Cheeto poomff, or can I just eat the whole bag?"

by poomffpoomff August 21, 2016

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts to avoid being homicided by an insanely jealous significant other.

Before leaving the restaurant, Mendy forced her disgusted friends to be in her proof selfie.

by bushleaguers August 15, 2016

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.

Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.

by The bushleaguers August 14, 2016

Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017

Proof committee

absolutely fake news.

Person: have you heard of the proof committee?
Person: yeah dude, it’s totally fake

by Therealcommittee January 13, 2019

proofe

A man who takes part in the sexual act called fruit loop.

Did you see bill today? I heard he was a proofe with a bunch of friends last night.

by PedroYeetLord February 23, 2019

Poomfaleshk

Pussy - German

She had the best Poomfaleshk I’ve ever tasted

by Spidergerman April 2, 2019