Procrasticate

Procrastinating by means of defecation

I gotta do this project but I also gotta shit, I’m gonna go procrasticate.

by Silent Fart47 March 3, 2019

procrastinate

Something you're doing. Also when you're not doing homework or working for a deadline when you should be.

A few weeks ago, he chose to procrastinate instead of doing his project; therefore, on the night before the due date, he had done nothing, and when he put up together his project, it was very crappy and terrible.

by Yuri AAAAA July 15, 2019

procrastelation

When you find out that the thing you were putting off doesn't have to be done after all.

The hurricane destroyed his house and most of the town, but Jeremy secretly felt a sense of procrastelation because now he didn’t have to fix that damn garage door after all.

by ibelieveinnossing September 12, 2019

procrasterbation

when you procrastinate by jacking off

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation

by rich&matt October 29, 2019

Procrasturbate

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead

I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time

by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019

Procrastinated

Verb.
Tense. Past, real far from progressive

Uh, I mma writ an example of procrastinated.... hey, is that a new video? Oh, the example.... later.....

by Alexlovelovelovelove but from June 2, 2020

Procrastibation

Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.

"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"

"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"

by card declined at rehab smh October 13, 2020