Skip to main content

Costco Privilege

Coscto Privilege is like White Privilege but it involves people who back up traffic at a Costco Parking lot in order to save walking 10 extra feet. People who exercise this privilege, instead of getting a bit more actual exercise by walking a few feet, usually drive large SUV's with "My Kid's an Honor Student" bumper stickers.
Dammit, you see that soccer mom in her SUV. There's 10 cars behind her that have to wait because of her Costco Privilege.
Costco Privilege by laxboss55 November 27, 2019

Blood Privilege 

A privilege of unconditional inclusion,love, affection&respect to ppl who only have a blood tie or connection to a family,by either birth,or giving birth to a child w/a blood connection to a family,in which the blood privileged(BP)look down upon&discriminate indiscriminately against those who don't have a blood tie to the family by birth or by giving birth to a child w/blood ties.Examples of ppl BP ppl discriminate against,are children w/o blood ties to the family by adoption,&or marriage as step children;&ppl who marry into a family who have yet to have a blood child thus blood connection to said family,creating a blood tie that will bind.Thus spawning the"blood is thicker than water"mentality,w/o respect&complete disregard to the reality of acknowledging"u can't have blood w/o water"mentality.

This results in the person w/oBP(or WBP)to have to feel as if they must bend over backwards to please the BP people of the family they have been born,adopted,or married into.(as step child,husband,wife,step parent ect.To the blood tied person(s)w/BP to said family)

BP family members shunning&or ignoring a WBP person, possibly due to location of birth origins, biological birth origins, ethnicity or non ethnicity,sexual orientation/preference or non sexual preference/orientation,&or religious beliefs or non religious beliefs or disability&or any other discriminating factor the BP family members feel the need to discriminate against.
"She thought to herself ' I will never have the blood privilege my husband has until I produce a blood heir, and even then it's still questionable. '"

monkey privilege 

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey

Arab Privilege 

You get to sit in any seat you would like to
Damn, i was gunna sit there, she’s rlly using her Arab privilege

Orange Privilege 

When a graduate of the Syracuse University S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications lacking knowledge of sports, passion, talent, energy, or a sense of humor gets a job in sports media due to cronyism, nepotism, or laziness of media executives.
Can you believe how bad the “Orange Privilege” stiffs hapless WFAN has on the air are? These guys couldn’t get jobs in Toledo or Wichita and they get hired in NYC thanks to O.P.!
Orange Privilege by @thefandog1 December 2, 2020

PP Privilege's 

It is the privilege's that you can do with your pp
Ow He punched my penis, now I don't have pp privilege's
PP Privilege's by TravIS man scoot December 8, 2020