Post Nut Clarity

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love

Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

post-rock

Rock: made by musicians who trash the hell outta their hotel room.

Post-rock: made by musicians who arrive at their hotel room to find it already trashed.

The world's gone to hell. Lets play some post-rock.

by richardcam July 11, 2011

Post Limit

Tumblr's way of bringing out Satan.

hipster : im literally going to have a meltdown. i'm on post limit. ugh what even is life.

by perffume February 9, 2013

post hang out depression

The sadness that is felt after you hang out with your friends and you come home alone and bored.

(Kid comes into the house looking sad after hanging out with his friends)
Mom: whats wrong?
Kid: Post hang out depression

by wtf is a pseodonym!?!?!?!?!?!? February 28, 2009

Post Potter Depression (PPD)

That feeling you get when leaving the theater after watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. You can also receive PPD from finishing the last novel in the Harry Potter series but this wasn't as bad because you always had the option of waiting for the movie to come out.

Guy 1: (upon exiting the movie theater) Dude, that Harry Potter movie was epic! I can't wait for the next one to come...oh.

Five days later

Guy 2: What's wrong with Guy 1, he hasn't been himself lately.
Guy 3: He's suffering from Post Potter Depression (PPD), last night he tried to kill himself by shouting Avada Kedavra and pointing a twig at his face.

by ncalderonhunt July 21, 2011

post-Potter depression

The empty feeling that comes from finishing the seventh book in the Harry Potter series and realizing there will be no more.

Lucy started reading the Golden Compass books to fight her post-Potter depression but she said she just kept waiting for Voldemort to show up.

by Iva-Marie December 15, 2008

Post

An adjective used to describe things that are dated, unhip, or lame but were once considered "in vogue" and in style. Most commonly used by those who are or think of themselves as fashionably elite.

I can't believe he still listens to drum and bass, that scene is so post.

How could she buy him a furby for his birthday, those things are so post.

by JHBoy September 20, 2006