Pork Sexy

when its just to damn arousing that it causes you to be a little confused, then its pork sexy.

ref: Man Vs. Food episode ??? uhm ... the one in San Jose.

Chicharones and grilled green chilis arrive on a bed of spanish rice served by a buxom waitress.
Customer No.1: Oh my god that looks so good.
Customer No.2: Now that is Pork Sexy!!

Moon lit night with waves crashing on the beach. A man bends down on one knee and brings out a 3 carat diamond ring. Woman says "Ooooh Pork Sexy!"

by Yummos July 26, 2010

Wet Pork

After you get done fucking a nasty slut on a hot summer day and not washing your meat for 3 days, and they are all soggy and smell like old hoagies.

guy 1 - Dude why are you itchin ya dick so much, you got crabs or somethin?

guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.

by Odinox July 26, 2010

greasy pork

When a man sperms himself, and rubs his jizz all over his penis. He then wraps his penis in bacon. After this, he sets his bacon-wrapped penis onto a frying pan, and lets it cook. After he cooks his bacon, a girl eats it off his dick.

Boy, the way that girl ate that hot dog really got me wondering if she'd like some greasy pork.

by steritz102 September 30, 2010

pork baby

The rectal output from eating a large amount of pulled pork or pork ribs.

I went to the BBQ joint then delivered a pork baby

by PhreadT July 19, 2016

Pork Dagger

penis, dick, cock, ye-ye, manly hood

get yo pork dagger outta yo hand before lafonda see what you be up to

by Robert Solo February 23, 2011

Pork shower

Noun: when 2 or more dudes drop their junk onto ones face

that hoes definitly down for a pork shower!

by Danceswithdorks April 5, 2015

Pork Fork

When a young chap and his friend decide to insert their genitals into a woman's anus and vagina at the same time.

"Hey, where was you sister last night?"
"I'm not sure man, probably getting pork forked like a whore."

by super scrotum March 14, 2010