Planky

The best character from the best TV show ever made, Ed, Edd, n Eddy. He is one of the few beings stronger then Jah AND Shaggy. Stories have been told of the time he ate someone’s car due to the fact that he ran out of branches to eat.

Person 1: Who’s your favorite Greek god?
Person 2: Probably Planky. He’s the strongest of them all.

by Scrimbly Bongus April 24, 2019

plank

T9 language for skank.

When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."

God U R a plank. And a total plut.

by Plank April 9, 2006

Plank

To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc

John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.

or

Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!

by aslyone August 29, 2010

Walk the Plank

To pull out into a busy intersection when making a left turn at a light so the people behind you have a chance to turn on yellow too.

“We would make that light if that guy would just walk the plank for us.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Walk The Plank

In the game of beer pong when you throw the ball at the opponent's cup and the ball lands in the cup, but the cup tips over and spills off the table. The team's whose cup spilt has to drink two of the remaining cups on the table. However, you can't win on a Walk the Plank.

*Splash*

Bob: You two have to drink two of those cups.

Sam: No, you know you can't win on a Walk the Plank, I only need to drink one.

by pjizzletv July 19, 2011

plank

a word used to accurately describe david smith

david smith is a plank

by neo November 14, 2003

Planking

To lay completely rigid, face down on any surface. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed. Must also have a expressionless face.
Other known as "The Lying Down Game" (UK)

Lets go plank that fence
I wanna go planking

by Plankaholic June 10, 2011