porter and pincer

made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.

"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."

by pooooorterandpincerrrrrrrrrr November 8, 2010

charles "jellyroll" pinner

A big shit talker from Dixie County. A person with a hound hoarding problem. Someone who constantly complains about night shift but is always there to fulfill his dream of working at a Sawmill.

Have you seen Charles "Jellyroll" Pinner at any hunts lately? No, he's still trying to figure out the 3rd generation on his pedigree blank!!

by Doghunter August 8, 2017

Sara's pinterest

sara's pinterest means to not know what one's pinterest username is

person 1 : What's your username dude?
person 2 : I don't know dude!!!
person 1 : omgs you're such a sara's pinterest

by crazy ass Sara June 4, 2018

80’s ponder

A method of thoroughly contemplating a concept without the assistance of digital references.

I wonder if corn on the cob is considered a fruit or vegetable. Guess I’ll have to 80’s ponder it.

by planejanenw July 20, 2019

Let me ponder

It basically means no. But the person pondering wants you think think they’ll say yes. But really they’re saying no.

Q: Want to hang out this weekend?

A: let me ponder the thought.

by Rrr1122 October 4, 2023

Pincers

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nose hairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together in order to grab the hair to pluck.


Alternatively, a crab or lobster has pincers or claws which they use to grab and tear objects with, such as food.

When cooked, crab pincers are edible. Crab pincers are also known as scissors and have a very high strength, capable of snapping bone.

Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of pincers.

by blackbone March 23, 2009

Pinger

Taking an outrageous yet plausible long shot at goal in a sporting game e.g. Fifa, 2k etc.

"Dude, we need a goal bad"
"Pinger?"
"Pinger"

by The phantom pinger September 16, 2013