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Persian

Persian refers to an ethnicity which is apart of the much larger Iranian group that inhabited present day Iran, Anatolia (now Turkey), The Caucaus, and Central Asia. The ancient Persians usurped the Median Empire and declared themselves the Achaemenid Pars(Achaemenid persians). Present day Iran now contains many ethnic groups: Kurds, Lurs, Lakis, Arabs, Armenians, and Persians. Most Iranians are mixed because years of conquest, imperialism, and being conquered themselves. They will however often most of the time identify with Persian -- as Persian is infact the dominant culture and language (Farsi/Parsi) within the country of Iran and also heavily influenced the Islamic Caliphates and Ottoman Empire that followed them.
"To say your are Iranian is to say refer to your Nationality. To say you are Persian is to refer to your culture and roots."

"The Turks and Arabs stole Persian culture, language, and science and claimed it as it's own"
by Cyrus Mithridates January 17, 2018
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Unfortunately Persians as well as everyone else from the the middle east are now the "next" black people. all people are now using deragetory words against persians and middle easterners.
towel head

sand nigger sand nigga sand-nigger sand-nigga sandnigger sandnigga

dune coon

dot head

camel jockey

those are just some racial insults against middle easterners and persians
by aguynamedandy October 9, 2005
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Persianality Disorder

An enduring pattern of behavior manifested by excessive bargaining and manipulating, social aggression, and deceit related to financial dealings that deviates markedly from the expectations of Western Culture.

Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.

Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100

Shopkeeper: The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $88

Shopkeeper: The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $84

Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: Why are you treating me like this? I demand to speak to your manager.
by Doc Id May 2, 2011
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a race in which every person insists their dad was a brain surgeon, general, CEO, or related to the King of Persia, until the 'Revolution'.
Back in Iran, my dad was a brain surgeon/prince/general/CEO/ambassador. Then the revolution happened.

Oh really, how old was your dad during the revolution.

He was 11.

Dude, this persian is smoking too much hashish!
by crazyass1234 June 22, 2009
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Persian Journalist

A Persian Journalist is when you place the end of a hookah hose up a female's rectum. You then blow into the hookah hose. This is a Persian Journalist
Dude can I borrow a hookah hose? My girlfriend wants a Persian Journalist.
by SeanSullivan69 October 6, 2012
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persian window

having a girl about to jump out of a window with one leg still inside and the other leg outside. from here, you approach and fuck her in the spot, but be careful not to be too loud where your neighbors can hear you.
Erika was about to jump out from Bobak's window. With one leg still inside, Bobak performed the Persian window on her with some strong thrusts and she enjoyed it!
by omfgI337 April 18, 2007
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persian shower

to shave one's pubic hair and place it on someone else's face
He killed my dad, so one night when he was sleeping I gave him a persian shower.
by Bobby John 007 February 28, 2008
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