parker

suspected pedophile

human: hey, have you seen parker recently?
other human: ew, no, man.

by anonymous June 2, 2018

Parker

Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens

"Have you heard about the 60 year old living in his mothers basement? Yes. Parker."

by Calbkindatarsh April 15, 2022

Peter Parker

someone who lives two lifes who is very secretive about it.

My friend liz is on the honor roll and does really well in school, but when friday night rolls around shes a total peter parker

by Suckmebapst69 March 2, 2009

Parkersburg Poop Plug

When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.

Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Parker

Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.

I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy

by Thethreesomegirl March 12, 2019

jordan parker

large penis and a bad ass mothafucka

Jordan parker is badd ass ,do what /

by hgvkviygv February 10, 2014

Trey Parker

Co-creator, with Matt Stone, of TV show "South Park." While he elicits fanatical support among fans, Parker's only talent is his ability to poke fun at Mexicans, blacks, Muslims, gays, and retarded people. Both Parker and Stone seems to suspiciously know a lot about gay people, as evidenced by the jokes on their program and movies, which is strange for a couple of straight guys. Many observers suspect that Parker and Stone are gay and in the closet, but this is unconfirmed.

Trey Parker is cool among racist teens and twenty-somethings because he encourages his dim-witted fans to laugh at people who are not white.

by racistssuck120 August 20, 2009