Facebook Painting

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.

Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.

by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017

Japanese Window-Painting

The act of spreading plastic wrap over one's mouth and having a person fecalate into the covered mouth.

My girlfriend and I practiced Japanese Window-Painting last night, where she dropped a load within my mouth, covered by protective plastic wrap.

by WhoElseButI November 4, 2010

in loco parentis

In the place of a parent

Mulligan : "... And I got y'all knuckleheads in loco parentis, I'm joining the rebellion, 'cause I know it's my chance to socially advance, instead of sowin' some pants, I'm gon' take a SHOT"

by PJSans February 24, 2021

parentnoia

Being afraid of how your parents will react when you know you've done something really bad...

As the police brought Kyle up the porch steps of his house, he was filled with parentnoia.

by Steta July 10, 2005

parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006

Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face

bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..

by Ted April 7, 2005

Dutch Painting

Fine bitch with DSL is giving you dome and just as you discharge your gun into her cockholster you slap her so hard she spits the cum all over your wall and BAM a modern art masterpiece. Then that girl leaves and the next one comes and and the whole process takes place again on another wall.

Alex- How did you get that fine white art painting on your wall?
Jesse- Well, This spunky broad was all up on my dome piece so I let her choke on my baby maker for a little bit, I told her seconds before I blew not to swallow, after shooting my love sniper I gave her the quick one two "a.k.a the donkey punch" straight to the side of her dome piece ……..and that's a Dutch Painting is made

by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008