PARENTALIATION

When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.

'where's yer folks'?

'Off staging some nasty parentaliation with Ms Smith at St Johns'

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

parents planking

When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.

They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.

Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!

Mum, really, it's arms by your sides! Honestly, parents planking! *rolls eyes*

by LubeyLube December 7, 2011

Parental Stalking

When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.

A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.

by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011

Parental Overthrow

When you are in the middle of having sex with someone and their parent walks in on you. You know they would be pissed to see you fucking their kid so before they say anything and call the cops on you, you say “You’re next buddy!” Now the parent is in shock and you have about three seconds to put your clothes back on and getting the fuck outa dodge.

Parental Overthrow saved my life last night.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

ur parents gay XD

The worst insult you could ever say to another. The only comeback that can be used against the following.
Trumps ur mom gay lol
Trumps ur dad lesbian lmao
Trumps ur granny tranny
Trumps ur grandpap a trap
nothing can stop this insult, after saying to another they instantaneously light in flames and teleport to the depths of hell

ur mom gay lol
well ur dad lesbian
no u

well ur granny tranny
but ur grandpap a trap
So.. ur parents gay XD
*Lights in flames and teleports*

by The Bitchin' kiwis May 10, 2018

Anti vaxx parents

People who made a mistake and want to abort their child, but do not want to get arrested. So they decide to do it with extra steps

James: soo have you recieved any vaccinations before?
Jim: Nah I have anti vaxx parents
James: you're probably an accident.
Jim: why are you doing this to me :c

by Woofto March 5, 2019

parents

people who, however annoying they sometimes may be, attempt to protect their children from becoming assholes like you.

my parents didn't let me party when i was younger, and look at me now! i'm not a cokehead and i have a real job. thanks, mom and dad, you actually don't suck.

by jayyy ( : October 11, 2008