felix ortiz

A fluffy mothafucker with hair combed to the side hes chill usually mexican or latino hes good with the girls untilbthey realize he has a small dick

He was such a felix ortiz i was dissapointed in bed tho

by semi god February 12, 2015

felix ortiz

A fluffy mothafucker with hair combed to the side hes chill usually mexican or latino hes good with the girls untilbthey realize he has a small dick

He was such a felix ortiz i was dissapointed in bed tho

by semi god February 12, 2015

psycho-optic

Ability to see how psychopathic someone is.

I'm so PSYCHO-OPTIC I could see that dude was gonna eat his cat with beans and rice.

by Hotel 6 December 20, 2016

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

ish ortiz

biggest dick ridder ever
loves to ride his auto teacher

ish ortiz likes to dick ride his auto teacher

by bobsthecar March 8, 2017

jason ortiz

Awsome has black and blond he takes care of a bryan they are botch chill

Jason ortiz

by By awsome March 18, 2017

jason ortiz

Very huge penis & loves fucking men with big bootys

Omg jason ortiz loves fucking bootys

by Glory8233 April 10, 2017