floor waxer

A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.
I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.
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Floor sauce

When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore
Person: let’s sit here
Human: ew no there is floor sauce
by FourForeFor4 May 14, 2019
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floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna
i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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Skill Floor

The minimum level of skill needed to use something effectively, commonly in a video game.
In this game, glocks have a low skill floor as they are easy to use.
by Weerrpp November 11, 2022
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floor person

Someone who’s choice of seating is generally the floor over a chair or couch. Usually seen sitting cris cross apple sauce on the floor these people generally radiate a menacing aura
Oh Emily? She’s a floor person, she’s always sitting on the floor whenever we go out. She always complains she’s tired and proceeds to go sit down on the floor
by gloglo July 25, 2022
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floor to drawer

A method of cleaning that involves taking all the clutter off the floor and putting it away from view (most typically in drawers but sometimes in closets, bins, etc.) without really doing anything to resolve the mess.
Bob: You cleaned up! Wow, your room looks great!
Eric: I didn't really clean...check the dresser. Floor to drawer method baby.
by nukid1 November 17, 2010
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floor hash

When you smoke a joint made with hashish, the little molten pieces of it that fall to the floor and stick to it are called floor hash.
I should clean my room, there's so much floor hash in it that I'm starting to forget what the actual floor looked like.
by nikolajboarzersnev April 11, 2016
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