by eclecticlaw June 26, 2010
Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.
After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.
by Chester B. March 20, 2008
To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.
Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
by jeffar March 03, 2009
John: Shaun, do you want to go to the porn shop?
Shaun: No man, the recession is killing me, I just turn on Telemundo on mute and do the Latino Beat.
Shaun: No man, the recession is killing me, I just turn on Telemundo on mute and do the Latino Beat.
by Lbeats July 28, 2011
To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.
I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).
by Big Chimper July 08, 2003
by Harrison M. October 24, 2006