Above-the-knee cutoff jean shorts; the male equivalent of Daisy Dukes. Most frequently worn by hipsters and/or the 1970s southern rock group RamJam.
by beaumauvais July 31, 2011
When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.
I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
by PrincessAmanda August 15, 2008
A lazy rapist rapes in a very lazy manner. They are quite often unprepared and unenthusiastic about the episode. More often than not the rapist wont even finish, they'll simply stop and leave. They will not go out of their way to conceal their crime.
Jane: "I heard you were attacked in the park last night while you were out walking your dog."
Emma: "Yeah I'm lucky that he was a typical male though."
Jane: "Yeah, I heard you fell victim to a lazy rapist."
Emma: "He was that lazy he didn't even finish, he practically stuck his knob in then bailed after I asked if that was it."
Emma: "Yeah I'm lucky that he was a typical male though."
Jane: "Yeah, I heard you fell victim to a lazy rapist."
Emma: "He was that lazy he didn't even finish, he practically stuck his knob in then bailed after I asked if that was it."
by CuteRaz January 19, 2012
Tennesse-"You ever get a lazy servant from a fat girl?"
Russy-"Sometimes the lazy servant just has to happen..."
Russy-"Sometimes the lazy servant just has to happen..."
by RussD707 January 02, 2012
by whit3o January 04, 2015
When a girl pretends she is asleep but knowingly allows a guy to take her from behind. Half-way through, the girl shouts BOO in order to scare the guy
by Kaneesha Bose January 21, 2009
Where your licking a girl out but you hope you will get a blow job quicker. So you do not put in 100% effort in.
by seckerisacunt December 21, 2014