Fuck the Lord

Opposite alternative to "Praise the Lord"

I hate religion soooo muuuuch.... gah, fuck the lord. I'm never getting to heaven.

by Plutoloco September 03, 2008

Lord Dashwood

A sex act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's nasal passage, filling it as much as possible. She then forces air through her nostrils, pushing the sperm into her mouth, which she subsequently swallows.

C'mon baby, give me a Lord Dashwood.

That was a great Dashy.

by The Battousai October 21, 2004

lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson September 05, 2015

lord shaxx

The god of all those who dear enter his domain.he turns narrows in to gaps and blade dancers into throwing knives one arm at a time

Lord Shaxx bless me with your light

by 420Destiny February 03, 2016

Lord Huron

Lord Huron is a music artist who makes folk pop music; it has a western vibe to it without sounding fully country. His most popular song is The Night We Met.

"Yo, have you heard the new song Lord Huron released?"

by ilikeindie February 15, 2022

Mr. Lord

The formal title of Peter Quill, aka Starlord.

Tony Stark: Alright just get over here. Please? Mr. Lord? Can you get your folks to circle up?

Peter Quill: Mr. Lord. Starlord is fine.

by IrishPotato754 January 03, 2019

Lord Shietus

Someone who ruins ever thing he touches. Derived from King Midas, the man whose touch would turn anything golden. Lord Shietus however has the touch that makes everything turn to shit. The destroyer of anything good. Friendships, possessions, and everything else can and will be ruined by this guy. Everyone has a Lord Shietus somewhere in there lives.

Lord Shietus turned this party into shit.

by Cheya Boi August 15, 2010