Number Nine

Another name for a girls clit.
by MatthewJames June 24, 2008
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number ten

Something which is not good, distinctly not second or third rate even, but tenth rate. Originated, as far as i can tell, in vietnam where the phrase, you're number ten gi joe might've been popular. popularized in the movie indiana jones by that kid.
you not number one, you number ten doctah jones
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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number 2

What my dog did on my sisters bedroom floor last night...a good old dump right beside her baseball jersey. really says something about her team
last night my dog did this huge number 2 on the floor... she had sleep on the sofa.
by ??????? ????? September 01, 2010
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slave number

Your "slave number" is another term for your Social Security Number which is issued by your master (or owner)-The government...
COP: I need your social security number for my arrest report...
CRIMINAL: What is a social security number?
COP: Your social security number is the nine digit number that was issued to you by the Social Security Administration (government) in order for you to get your free benefits (so you don't have to work for a living)-such as your SSI, SSD, Access, Welfare, etc.
CRIMINAL: Oh...You mean my "slave number"???...That number is 123-45-6789.
by DonZILLA November 14, 2013
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number one

Captain Jean Luc Picard addressing Commander William T. Riker.
You have the bridge Number one. I have to go take a number two.
by Nonchalant Ego March 26, 2010
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The Number 8

A sex position.

The man is sitting on a toilet in an entirely white room, taking a crap, as the girl is sitting on his lap fucking him. The girl is pregnant, and also has her period at the time as well. Both male and female are crying, and vomiting on each other. The male has a skunk duct taped to both arms, and is beating the girl senseless with the skunks bodies, producing a terrible stench on top of everything else. The girl must be in mid-labor and the male is fucking the baby back into the womb. Both members are sweating, and all bodily fluids are coming out at this time.

The only way The Number 8 is completed is if the man successfully ejaculates with all of the above occurring.
Frank: Wow John, you look awful...and you smell awful...and theres two dead skunks duct taped to your arms...what happened?

John: I just completed The Number 8...

Frank: Thats impressive.
by Alekz Rainoldz March 09, 2008
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FUNNY NUMBERS!

What people say when they see someone repping 69 or 420 in their name on a video game.
Call Me Kevin: HAHAH! FUNNY NUMBERS! FUNNY NUHUMBERSSS
by JynxIsTheName December 09, 2020
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