nuclear rage

when you get so pissed off you just lose all sentience and seethe until you look like a rabid dog
(reaches nuclear rage)
ARE YOU FUCKIDFGJ KIFDFING MEEEEEE I SPENT FOUR FUCKING HOURS PUTTING TOGETHER EVERYSINGLE FUKCING LEGO JUST TO MAKE THISMILLENNIUUM FALCOOOOONNNXHFSSHDGDHGSDHG
by trabisskotbubga July 10, 2021
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nuclear fork

A person who burps a lot when sleeping from eating to much food off of a fork
Bill went to a diner and came back with a nuclear fork
by Kaitlyn Bishop November 06, 2017
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nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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Nuclear Peach

When a mans huge penis, demolishes a nice soft pussy.
Girl 1: " Omg! I had the most roughest sex last night!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"
by Apples12345 May 21, 2011
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nuclear wakeup

When you take an adderall before you go to Sleep (after a night of drinking). So that when you wake up, you feel great.
The key to a nuclear wakeup is to take the adderall before you go to sleep, that way, when you wake up, you feel like Batman.
by Griloooooo January 30, 2020
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Nuclear Horsepiss

Monster Energy drink.
Often found in the bladders of chernobyl horses.
That is where Monster harvests their produce
"This tastes like nuclear horsepiss"
by MrMattz February 14, 2018
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Nuclear Salmon

A color located in between hot pink and salmon, Its the color you get when you feed a salmon nuclear energy.
"I bought a nuclear salmon sweatshirt the other day".
by Splet August 06, 2017
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