Nuclear

Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way).
An alternative to fire

"That indoor flower was nuclear"

by seven-horned, seven-eyed lamb January 3, 2023

Nuclear Warhead

The act of filling one's foreskin with popping candy before engaging in intercourse.

Yeah i gave her quite a shock last night with my nuclear warhead

by Rock Hard Rock July 27, 2020

10 megaton nuclear warhead

the most EPIC thing you could bring on a train, but make sure it’s the last train to san fernando.

“i LOVE 10 megaton nuclear warheads”
“i am going to send a 10 megaton nuclear warhead to your home tonight my friend”

by oppenheimerofficial December 20, 2023

Nuclear Toast

A YouTube channel everyone needs to subscribe to.

Subscribe to Nuclear Toast.

by nucleartoast999 May 6, 2022

nuclear excursion

A euphemism for an accident or screw-up at a nuclear power plant.

Power-plant manager: "Yeah, we had a nuclear excursion last night..."

Power-plant worker: "He means, we barely avoided leaking millions of litres of highly irradiated water vapour into the atmosphere."

by o_alquimista January 3, 2022

jeff nuclear

It's simple a Jeff that acquired nuclear power. It's also a Porn stage name.

Hey did you saw Jeff Nuclear last movie?

by panickzzz June 6, 2017

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.

John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025