arse banjo

A person from the countryside who purrs when there anus gets fiddle like a banjo.

Did you see Darlene last night she was getting played like a real arse banjo

by Grayreaper December 21, 2013

arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.

"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

wet-arsed

An insulting term a mature man might use to humiliate a teenager. It implies he is prematurely out of nappies and hence has a wet arse.

Don't annoy me, you wet-arsed little prick!

by F. J. December 12, 2008

Sweaty Arse

Common on hot days, a Sweaty Arse (n.) will usually leave an embarrasing arse shaped mark on a chair which will be obviously pointed out by a Rayfield who wants to get revenge on a Greg.
The "Sweaty Arse-Marker" will feel victimised and thoroughly left out after his unfortunate accident, something which is common in modern Australian society.

Jeebson (thinks): "Oh damn, theres a sweaty arse mark on my chair! Hopefully I can cover this up..."
Floog: "Ahahaha look at Jeebson, he left a sweaty arse mark on his chair! Let's victimise the little Greg!"
Jeebson: "Damn, your such a Rayfield!"

by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009

arse foremost

A purely Canadian term, that means to go backwards.

He walked arse foremost up the hill.
He walked (backwards) up the hill.

by Kody B July 31, 2004

arse burgers

An exclamation of annoyance at a situation or person.

"Eric, you utter arse burger!"
- Eric Feeble's boss (Stressed Eric) -

by R1 April 10, 2003

Glassblowers Arse

The condition one finds oneself in on an extremely hot day, or doing particularly heavy work. To Sweat profusely in an unattractive manner. Especially true if sweat makes your trainers/shoes soggy. Happens a lot to overweight people.

"I'm sweating like a Glassblowers Arse"

by Ruby_Siren May 22, 2007