Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle

Hey! I just finished slapping the noodle

Slapping the noodle by Spanking that June 3, 2016

Zoink your noodle 

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

Zoink your noodle by Dwigt July 9, 2019

‘Stallis Poop Noodle 

A variation of the Poop Noodle, named after the city of West Allis in Wisconsin. It is when you have anal sex with someone, getting poop shoved up you’re urethra, and then they give you head, actively sucking the poop out.

Bro after me and Amy fucked last night, I got that ‘Stallis Poop Noodle

‘Stallis Poop Noodle by mobypenis March 17, 2022

douche-noodle

A rude and irritating person, usually a man, who's douchiness is so offensive it deems it necessary to hit them over the head with a large foam noodle while the noodler yells "Douche! Douche!."

The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.

The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.

Douche-noodle: Heyyyyy. Is that stripes on your jacket? I like stripes. Wow. Hawt Can I spill my drink on you then take you home so you can play with my penis?

Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)

Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)

douche-noodle by gin gin san January 15, 2011

viking noodles 

slang for guts/intestines

Dat man's viking noodles are all over the road!

viking noodles by jfkriete September 12, 2006

The Noodle 

A popular dance among the inebriated in which the upper body gyrates limply giving the effect of a human noodle.

After passing his number to the bartender on a reciept Joe proceeded to the dance floor where he performed The Noodle mating call.

I was so drunk last night I was dancing The Noodle.

The Noodle by dagnythecat January 4, 2009

Floppy noodle 

The act of flailing ones arms about whilst receiving felatio for the propose of making semen come out of the givers nose

Dude last night I gave a floppy noodle to Trina and she totaly snarffed all over her dress.

Floppy noodle by JizzMan89 July 26, 2009