Describes how smashed you got the previous night. Often times, you forgot what you did, where you were, or in extreme cases your own identity.
by team906 November 6, 2013

A fat women named sandy that typically shits herself every single day and also destroys everything with her shitting and gets her shit on people
by SuperSussyBaka69 May 28, 2022

by father troll March 4, 2023

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.
Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."
by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.
That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.
by jcustomcue December 6, 2012

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019

by bigger d August 19, 2014
