Zip Tech

Any piece of technology made by an Asian country.

Oh man, check out the zip tech I got for my car! This new turbo will make my rice burner haul balls!

by CarytheHedgehog February 28, 2020

sound tech

the most under appreciated and stressful ass fucking job out there in the theatre world

wow i loved the show the actors did their scenes so well!!
hey uh sound tech was up there too
yeah yeah sound tech is eh HOW ABOUT THOSE ACTORS THO

by victuri on ice December 1, 2016

Norwich Tech

There are 6 kinds of people at NT:
1. ghetto ass thots
2. fuckboys
3. awkward gamers with no friends
4. yeehaw camo kids
5. basic vsksksksksco girls
6. nicotine addicts

This guy asked me to buy him some juul pods, he must go to Norwich Tech.

by mrs. coochie October 29, 2019

Wauconda Tech

The College that everyone gets accepted to, cuz it's a last resort for all the farm people in Northeastern Washington. This college has a complimentary daycare, laundry mat, farm technology center, and pretend store. Just send $15 and you too! can be a successful student here with degrees in 'filmology, pimpology, steroidology, or 'how to just plain F***ing farm, by some strandberg guy'

"Yo Playa, let's get some JC niggas together and ball wit tha foos in W-town at Wau-Tech"

by Mark McGuire April 6, 2005

Boomer Tech

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"

They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.

by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022

Ed Tech

Educational Technology is used in pedagogy to engage students interactively. Ed Tech is also considered to be a primary technology to help "Close the Gap" in education. The demand for mobile devices and their applications are lowering the price of access to technology. Cloud applications and the reduction in cost should enable more access to education through technology.

Now that our local school district has embraced ed tech, the elementary schools are receiving WiFi.

She is getting a masters in ed tech so she can facilitate the communities GED program.

Thanks to ed tech, he can take classes online while working full time to help support his mom and younger sisters.

by cdsavant October 7, 2012

Trade Tech

Best place to learn a Technical Trade and get a well paying job, especially as an architectural draftsman, A/C repairman, Diesel engine mechanic, electrician, plumber or welder. The low cost of classes is a bargain, one of the best kept secrets in California's Higher Education.

If you need to learn 3D BIM CAD, just take CAD62 at Trade Tech. You will meet people there who will help you find a job. The alumni is great helping you get connected to the industry. You won't be able to find a similar class at USC, UCLA, Sci-Arc or Pomona, where they expect you to learn on your own or already know 3D CAD.

by latradetech January 10, 2010