Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

The 5th Kind

Penetraion.

Last night i totally got some...the 5Th kind!!!

by wasssssupppp December 13, 2009

Wrong kind of Hobo

means that the person is not to be trusted and a bad character. He could be aggressive or just simply not a nice guy.

-"Alex gave 3 kids a black eye last week... This guy is mean!"
-"I'm telling you, he's the wrong kind of hobo."

by s.skaterxds April 18, 2011

Red Kind

"Nosferatu, Vampir, Dhampir, Vampire, Cold Ones, Blood Drinkers"

subcategory of "Otherkin" generally stated otherkin are anything not "human", excluding magi,psy

"Red Kind, we walk amongst you, we live with you but are not of you, we are the greatest hunters ever known"

by *Watcher* March 18, 2009

Xmas Kindness

Xmas Kindness is used to describe the type of bullshit love one would experience via social medias, news, and through their very own community (should a portion of their community be able to afford giving back of the community and not only be taking, and where that community is not too ghetto). Xmas Kindness generally begins when the chocolate advent calendars are available for purchase from big box retail stores like Walmart, and will generally end after the 25th of December (or Boxing Day for the ones who would prefer to have a starting point to go back to normal / slightly aggressive; especially in view of those deals offered by retailers where quantities are 10 or less per store and you will need your angry hat to get to it!!!). Xmas Kindness is characterized as multiple good heart warming actions that one would NEVER do 341 days out of the year (out of 342 days on leap years). Please note, to equate the number of days - one has to substract the amount of days in a year (i.e. 365); minus the amount of days found the advent calendar (i.e. 24). Such actions may include but are not limited to: opening the door for someone, giving money to the poor, helping the ones in need or anything else that you may believe is nice (but after seeing it after a while on social medias, the news or else you would think Xmas is over done, fake and totally uber fucking gay).

Peter Griffin: And tonight, at what grinds my gears, Xmas Kindness. Most people slam the door in my face 341 days out of the year, however during the 24 days leading to Xmas - people are nice, and they open the door for me. Xmas Kindness - YOU GRIND MY GEARS!

by Danutcase December 17, 2014

the shamrock kind

that feelin of sex when u cop a fresh new shamrock shake from mc dicks on st patty's day

yo i just got a shamrock shake and its a the shamrock kinda day

by A boarder August 17, 2016

Kind Fart

A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.

Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?

Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*

by Downr@nge December 1, 2016