Friend

A mystical creature most men have never met

jane: will you be my friend?
Anne: no

by Krakendakon September 27, 2020

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Friends

Are people who don't talk about each other behind their backs, they are kind and caring to each other and won't be rude and selfish to you.

"hey ! they look like great friends"

by randomrandom1738 June 15, 2016

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are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019

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Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

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Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 17, 2022

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Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014

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