A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.
Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
by Righteous Thumb August 2, 2010
Get the Shower nirvanamug. Wikipedia: Nirvana is the goal of the Buddhist path. The literal meaning of the term is "blowing out" or "quenching".
What it should have meant: Nirvana is the goal of the Buddhist path. The literal meaning of the term is "blow job" or "sucking".
What it should have meant: Nirvana is the goal of the Buddhist path. The literal meaning of the term is "blow job" or "sucking".
Nirvana is a crime!
by Agosto72 February 4, 2020
Get the nirvanamug. Aphrodite in a human body. A literal piece of art. A girl impossible to get sick of. Infectious laugh, addictive voice. God spilled the whole bottle of sexy in the pot when he crafted her.
by swankyyyy November 23, 2021
Get the Nirvanamug. An adorable twitch streamer from ancient Egypt who has shown a significant interest in Nemo from the movie "Finding Nemo" in the past stream, but for an unknown reason, always denies it when viewers ask if she loves Nemo or not.
by Random viewer who loves Nairu July 23, 2022
Get the Nairu Nirvanamug. One of the greatest grunge albums from nirvana a group from Seattle.
This album is what got grande into the mainstream
This album is what got grande into the mainstream
Person 1: yo wanna hear some nirvana nevermind.
Person 2: sure I’ll put on smells like teen spirit.
Person 1: …
Person 2: sure I’ll put on smells like teen spirit.
Person 1: …
by HaTTTTTTTTT November 21, 2021
Get the Nirvana Nevermindmug. Since all you retarted people out there who say I can't name names are so mentally retarted, I'll give you a REAL definition for once.OK, so there is a girl at my school named Nirvana Almon. She is the girl I mentioned in the 39th definition of "crush." As you can tell if you are not fucking disabled, I got a serious crush on this girl. But guess what? She doesn't know I'm THERE! And when she does she probably thinks I'm a stalker. This whole ordeal got me cutting.
by Allahan October 30, 2010
Get the Nirvanamug. The most beautiful pretty sweet amazing girl in the entire universe that treats her husband amazingly and makes him feel like the luckiest man in the world. Nirvana is the most attractive woman on the entire earth and every other girl is fat disgusting ugly and flat.
by Nirvana is my princess February 16, 2024
Get the Nirvanamug.