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Nikia

A large green porcupine resposible for causing most of the trouble in fairy tales, like allerting the bears to goldilocks presence, convincing the wolf that the three pigs had large stores of marijuana in their houses, and pushing humpty dumpty off the wall.

The Nikia has the uncanny knack of appearing invisible to those with the intention of recording it. Thus, the Nikia rarely appears in the tales it ruins. Many assumptions have been made to the true nature and appearance of these beings, but nobody knows for sure what they look like.

I don’t know why I told you it was a porcupine... Hell, I don’t even know if it exists! Why are you looking at me that way?! DON'T JUDGE ME!!
The mNIKIAagical beanstock that you sold your only livestock for haNIKIAd a man-eating giant at the top of it?! What are the odds!?! This has Nikia written all over it...
by gurple June 18, 2010
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niki

niki is a more outgoing person but sometimes they can be a real pain. they get jealous and always think they are right when they are wrong and can get mad at you for small things. nikis do tend to steal another partners partner. they are very loud and love to party. the bad side of nikis are how they manipulate people and love to be controlling and be the boss of the group. other then that they can be very sweet but backstabbing in the end.
boy - omg who is that ?
person - thats niki .. she’s a real bitch

boy - yikes ..
by anonymous October 31, 2020
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the niki

A male or female who is easy on the eye,has a tendency to be unfaithful and betraying. Loving and caring towards family and friends but non-platonic relationships are never taken seriously or handled with care by them. Will have experienced many sexual encounters in their lifetime.
the niki e.g a good looking gal who plays men, has many n her life and doesnt ever get hurt but hurts many of them.
by xx julie xx December 16, 2005
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Niki

A girl who gives two guys hand at the same time. Also known as "skiing"
Jess: What did you, Tyson and Steven do after the party?
Georgie: I did a Niki.
Jess: ewww
by NikNik351 April 8, 2009
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thiccy niki

me ;)
by whore lol May 11, 2019
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nikel

Damn, it isnt a cunt, its a nikel!
by Peter Wankman July 30, 2008
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Nihilist

A dipshit with a nine-toed woman
Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist
by WSobchak January 18, 2009
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