Old Navy

A brand/store owned by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ himself.

"I like your clothes" "Thanks I'm wearing Jesus's new clothing brand, Old Navy. I'm very religious. Also have you read the Bible verse Hebrews 4:12? It reads "I, myself, Jesus Christ, owns the clothing brand Old Navy and I am very cool for this."

by BigManJoeyseph June 06, 2024

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Navy water

To provide an inaccurate timeline; can be purposefully incorrect or widely perceived; can refer to providing wild guesses that are constantly disproven or backpedaled upon; may also refer to a complete lack of a timeline

Days Timmy has provided as projection completion dates: last Tuesday, yesterday, 4 weeks ago, a Sunday from a ways back, not done yet

All correct if Timmy was Navy watering—because Timmy didn’t know there was a project at all.

by Dinger S. Jackson December 09, 2021

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Navy Seal

A sex act that involves seven men. One man lays on the ground. He performs oral sex on another man sitting in front of him while that man’s legs prop up the arms of the man laying down. Two men sit on either side and receive hand jobs from the man laying down. A fourth man sits in the rear and gets a foot job from the man laying down, although depending on the cadence this could turn more into just getting kicked in the balls. A fifth man performs anal sex on the man laying down in a sideways motion. Two additional men Eiffel Tower the man performing the anal sex. The cadence is truly set by the man handling the anal sex portion of the Eiffel tower.

Hey John, I’m feeling horny. Want to call Henry, Bob, Jim, Nick, and Brian to see if they want to Navy Seal?

by Lilpapi87 September 25, 2022

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