blew my ass out

a phrase used to describe the experience of complete surprise or shock so great that your rectum can no longer contain itself. Used to reference something in a positive, but unexpected way.

Dude, the ending of "Lost" last night blew my ass out!

That Rocky's burger was so good it blew my ass out.

by Toddy D December 24, 2008

From My ass

A phrase that can be added to the beginning of any sentence but never have any effect on what the sentence says

From my ass I prefer to actually study than to keep Pauling or do the Itoro on Mike

by ayhesaidit June 11, 2018

Nose up my ass

When somebody you know makes your business their business.

Shannon told my girlfriend that I went to a strip club; she's got her nose up my ass.

by MassNerder June 16, 2012

drives like my ass

A person who makes WIDE, unsignaled turns.

That guy in front of me drives like my ass.

by Bambi September 24, 2004

Complimate My Ass Cheeks

A phrase you use to insult or express you feel someone lied.

The lady told me this game should be download in 17 minutes. Took 3 days, complimate my ass cheeks man.

by Oreogae May 6, 2022

blood on my ass cheeks

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.

Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!

by Prince Achmed December 4, 2020

it gets up my ass

When something annoys you

When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass

by Avaandlaoise.45 July 11, 2019