muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.

“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”

by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022

Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.

My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...

by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020

Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-

“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”

by Discomation October 31, 2017

Muddy Sprinkler

When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!

Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!

by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021

Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.

Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked

by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019

muddy neck

When a girl deep throats you after doing anal sex.

She had a muddy neck from her drunken adventures last night, you could smell it on her breath.

by rhiku117 February 20, 2015

Muddy clapper

Were u clap ur cheeks and talk

Made by kai godden and brooklyn marynicz

I was in class and started doing the muddy clapper

by Brooklyn mmary February 24, 2018