Morte

Latin word for Death or Dead

Te novice est morte
teh n00b is dead

by Jesus v2 January 30, 2005

mortal kombat

It has begun!
cool characters, Fatalities, Fake blood who could ask for more?
"Finish Him/Her!"

"You have embarked on a secret mission. You have been chosen to defend the realm of Earth in a tournament called Mortal Kombat. It Has Begun!"

by Rane May 8, 2003

Nigor Mortis

Corpse-like dependency on the welfare system

JaQuon was a 3rd-generation welfare recipient, whose lack of contibution as a gainfully-employed member of society placed him in a state of nigor mortis.

by JaQuon September 15, 2009

rigor mortis

when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)

when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in

by I TURN CORPSES UPSIDE DOWN May 30, 2006

Mortal Kombat Spelling

The act of using a 'K' in place of a 'C' in the spelling of a proper noun.

"Hello, my name is Josh."
"Well, hello Josh, I'm Kristi, mortal kombat spelling."
"Ah, Kristi with a 'K'.

by Fozzie Zaffa October 5, 2013

Mortar Strike

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.

Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’

by TWC.TV May 25, 2018

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 11, 2009