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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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Morry

I have a meeting morry
by Christine Canigula January 2, 2024
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Morris Oxford

The car where you usually put your Oxford dictionary because this car is where your Oxford dictionary is easier to find compared to other places where you can put stuffs, including (but not exclusive to) this dictionary.
Whenever I need to look something up, I just check the back seat of my Morris Oxford; my Oxford dictionary is always in there.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Morris Green

Morris a Green is the most active place in a Britain right now, make sure you don’t get caught lacking in morris green or you will end up like TB. Morris Green has daily stabbing and shooting. watch out for local smack head chigger as he is known for backing the wap and blasting any ops so you better get on ten toes.
Don’t get caught lacking in Morris Green dem man always back the shank no cap ❌🧢
by willie stroker5678 February 12, 2020
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gregory morris

One bad ass mother fucker, all the guys want to be him and all the women want to be with him. The king alpha male of any group.
I hope I can be a Gregory Morris one day.
by blackitalian August 12, 2019
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mount morris illinois

A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.
I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.
by ToddWallnutz May 18, 2016
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jay morris

a white guy who calls a black girl mommy and edges her on to fuck him.
that guy over there is such a jay morris!

yeah he calls his girlfriend mommy!
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