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Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.
Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”
by edgykid June 20, 2019
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Morning-toke

Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!
by Chronic17 March 7, 2018
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morning kill

"I got a Morning Kill baby"- said Kyle to Salim
by SYB DaeDae December 9, 2021
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morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023
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Morning Mariennetta

When a guy wakes up in the morning and heads to the bathroom for the morning piss. The “morning mariennetta” is the set of farts that accompany the first morning piss.
First person: What you doing?
Second person: just woke up
First Person: you hungover from the party last night?
Second Person: yeah, my stomach is killing me, just got up for my morning mariennetta and it stinks.
by Yooooouuuuu December 31, 2020
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Pre-Morning

Pre-Morning (The time between 3 am and the time you normally wake up, notably marked by a mid-pre-morning out of bed ritual such as eating, urinating, pooping and the like while still half asleep, normal sleep activity resumes after the mid pre morning ritual has taken place.)
Justin wakes up at 4:30 in the pre-morning, stumbles out of bed, urinates (making only half of it in the toilet, the rest on the seat.) stumbles back to bed, and passes out till 11:00 am

David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
by Helgart Mammy September 1, 2010
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Cornrow Morning

A regrettable, public, yet hilarious (to some) night involving a large amount of alcohol. Often results in a trail of confusing clues to the toilet where you vomited last night.
I was so wasted last night, I can't remember what I did. Nikki told me I kicked Justin in the back and touched Cherchez's nose. Must be a cornrow morning!
by Noddle February 22, 2012
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