Grotto Monster

A greatly feared beast that resides in small shaded bodies of water. Preferred habitat is a cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. The Grotto Monster will spring upon prey and destroy them with powerful jaws and arms eating nearly every body part. Due to ferocious attacks he remains perhaps one of most feared monsters in Northern California although he has been spotted several times in southern California.

No one has every captured footage of the Grotto Monster, because no eyewitnesses are ever found. The earliest recording of the Grotto Monster's Legend is somewhere in the early 1980's. Although the sources are plentiful they remain spurious.

"Oh my God! Run for your lives its the Grotto Monster!"

by DR Griffin July 28, 2009

Scrazzle Monster

Someone who is cheap, stingy, or scruffy looking

Person 1: Dude you been campin on that blunt, ya "scrazzle monster"

by RE1015 May 3, 2010

bogus monster

descriptive of a circumstance or object that is ridiculously bogus or incredulous.

That's totally bogus monster, dude.

by INACT1VE March 4, 2011

Motherfuckin' Monster

Endy Chavez

"Endy's catch in the 2006 NLCS was awesome!"
"He's a motherfuckin' monster!"

by JasonXXIV October 20, 2011

Thirst Monster

A person who needs constant attention. To "thirst" on a regular basis; day by day thirst. When the "thirst" goes above and beyond.

Me: Oh man I cant wait to go see Joe tonight, he is taking me out to dinner and a movie.
Cousin: Ooo I can I come? If I cant come can I get a doggie bag? Tell Joe I said "Hai.."
Me: Nah thirst monster.

by lammzdegreatness May 18, 2013

Cave Monster

A penis that lives inside a vagina and comes out every now and then.

"Woah, Pigeon. Is that a cave monster?"

by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016

Cake Monsters

The best, and I mean it, the BEST game out there. A game that can only be found on SumDog. Cake Monsters is a game of sheer knowledge, speed, and precision. Only the greats can be called a Cake Monsters Legend, and if they are called that, they are a master of Maths, Cake Monsters, and nothing else.

I wouldn't test that guy at Cake Monsters if I were you, I hear that guy practices every day. He's practically a Cake Monsters Legend, man!

by Goat_011 April 17, 2020