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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body
“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose
by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
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moose magma

The same as truffle butter but with much less consistency but fluffier and more aeration. Also described as a form of lubricant.
Moose magma is used as a condiment or a sauce(slightly tan in colour) to seafood tacos and other fishy sandwiches, also referred to as Moose Mustard
by Jimmy whoops March 3, 2018
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Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.
She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.
by scoopadoop December 22, 2009
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Use the moose

Full term: Use the moose to jump over the rocks. This is a way to say; problem solve, work around the problem and think about the problem (without giving a direct answer).
You say, “What is the answer to question C?”
Your friend says, “Use the moose to jump over the rocks.”
by MooseRockGang November 8, 2019
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The Boxing Moose

When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.
Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherie’s fart box and barked out loud!
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
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Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.
Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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Moose Ass

Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right
Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass
by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010
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