The Moose Move

When going down on a girl and the smell is so unbearable that you have to have to plug your nose with your two thumbs while resting your fingers on her inner thighs.

Its purpose is to disguise what you are doing without letting her know when she looks down to see what you are doing.
Dude, it was so bad down there that I had to do "The Moose Move" just to get through it.
by the woo tang clan February 22, 2011
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Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.
Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
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Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.
She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.
by scoopadoop December 23, 2009
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moose magma

The same as truffle butter but with much less consistency but fluffier and more aeration. Also described as a form of lubricant.
Moose magma is used as a condiment or a sauce(slightly tan in colour) to seafood tacos and other fishy sandwiches, also referred to as Moose Mustard
by Jimmy whoops March 03, 2018
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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body
“You drunk right now?”
Nah, Im sober as a moose
by Eckerdislit53 November 22, 2020
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Moose Buckle

When a male that is moose knuckling an extremely dangly and hairy scrotum, pulls it out and drapes that sack n’ balls over the top of his button fly jeans.
My uncle lifted up his untucked shirt and showed me his moose buckle. I wanted to throw up.

My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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Moose Ass

Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right
Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass
by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010
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