monistat

a medicine for treating nasty girls vaginas (yeast infections) that have fug nasty output

symptoms of a yeast infection include THICK, WHITE, AND LUMPY VAGINAL DISCHARGE SIMILAR TO COTTAGE CHEESE

Shes been brewin some of her homemade cottage cheese so I think ill buy her some Monistat.

by i <3 cottage cheese May 16, 2005

Monica

A beautiful enigma with a Puerto-Rican vibe, who's ghetto one day, and classy the next.

She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.

Dude: Sup, homie.

Monica: Yo, where you at?

Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?

Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho

Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE

Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!

Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.

Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!

Dude: Peace.

by tokitokitotokito December 2, 2011

Monica Bellucci

Although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, sexuality, philosophy, and attitude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and Italian (from Italy, not Brooklyn)accent.

George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".

by Herodotus July 28, 2008

Monica

To accidentally poop your pants, by either a failed attempt to reach a restroom or by it sneaking up on you following a hefty meal.

That Korean BBW was absolutely delicious, but I almost Monica'd waiting in line at the frozen yogurt stand afterward.

by Show&Tell February 23, 2018

Monica

Literally the kinkiest bitch you will ever meet. She smiles all the time, laughs at everything, but that's just a cover up. She probably has read and watched '50 Shades of Grey' 50 times.

" do you think Monica will like this chain?"

by tomatoisyourfriend February 25, 2017

monica

a girl who is beautiful an fun and loves chicken fingers

yo dude, i went on a date with this girl and we got chicken fingers, total Monica bro

by looseygoosey65656565 March 28, 2017

monica

A girl who is very loud. Usually has a close knit of best-friends but a lot of "friends." Gets involved with A SHIT TON of beef.

Very sensitive also. At times also concerned with others.

person 1: AHHHH SHAKEN!! SHOOK !!
person 2: Woah woah woah. stop bein such a monica !

by sweet.potato:) January 17, 2018