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Des Moines Spit and Spin

In this position, the male has his cock partway in the female's vagina. The male hocks loogie on his own cock, pushes it all the way in the vagina, and the female promptly conducts a 360 spin around the man's cock releasing an intense amount of friction and heat in the process.
The first date went amazing. I took her back to my place, and one thing led to another, and we ended up doing a Des Moines Spit and Spin on my futon.
by juckerafison December 17, 2020
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Dirty Moses

When three guys are peeing in urinals and the two guys on the outside piss on the guy in the middle.

Moses parted the ocean and then closed it on the bad guys.
Guys, I just got hit with a dirty Moses and now I smell.

I think we should hit this guy with a dirty Moses.
by TaquavionTavuis March 1, 2022
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moses

''Moses will you please spare some bread?''said Marry. ''Fuck no bitch I aint gettin you shit you fucking jew!'' said Moses.
by Dusten October 15, 2006
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mooseshit

A synonym of bullshit, used to describe anything bullshit-like from Sarah Palin. Moose being a reference to her Alaska upbringing.
The word is not limited to Sarah Palin. It's use may be expanded to any bullshit from anyone or anything related to Alaska, Canada, or any moose inhabited regions of the world.
The notion that Palin is actually being considered a Vice Presidential nominee is a bunch of mooseshit!

Allot of Palin's speech claims have been exposed as a pile of mooseshit.
by Wesley Moore October 31, 2008
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Anti-Moses

Nothings wrong, but its just not right.
Im not mad at you or anything, i've just been anti-moses lately
by Sean January 3, 2004
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Grandma Moses

A driver who drives really slow in front of you. Referring that he or she drives like an old person
Hey you should pass that car in front of you she's driving like a grandma Moses
by Ohjkgf January 26, 2013
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Moses

(to do the) Moses means:

1) To lead a people through the red sea by parting it with your own bare hands.

2) To lead part of your person into a young lady currently in her time of the month, thus parting her red sea.
Dude, Dr Andre totally did the Moses on that hildabeast!
by sexy_neuron March 21, 2009
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