mooseshit 

A synonym of bullshit, used to describe anything bullshit-like from Sarah Palin. Moose being a reference to her Alaska upbringing.
The word is not limited to Sarah Palin. It's use may be expanded to any bullshit from anyone or anything related to Alaska, Canada, or any moose inhabited regions of the world.

The notion that Palin is actually being considered a Vice Presidential nominee is a bunch of mooseshit!

Allot of Palin's speech claims have been exposed as a pile of mooseshit.

mooseshit by Wesley Moore October 31, 2008

moeshit 

Pejorative term for an anime/manga/video game/etc. that features moe characters. Typically used for a series in which cute girls do cute things, with very little plot or character development.

You watch Lucky Star? Miss me with that moeshit.

moeshit by Ren90 February 16, 2019

moleshit 

when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.

lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.

me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...

lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.

me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.

lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.

george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.

moleshit by ihatemoles January 2, 2009

moonshit 

-noun
1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.

<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>

- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.

After James finished wiping his ass he found moonshit.
Good thing he caught it before he pulled up his pants.

moonshit by Ian Kerr April 19, 2007

moosetits

When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits

Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud

moosetits by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016

gooseshit 

Scrabble move made without a space between two words, where there should be one

goose shit not gooseshit

gooseshit by cuberoute March 31, 2009

moosetits

crazy, not in touch with reality, confused

andy is moosetits if he thinks he's funny

moosetits by obvsly September 11, 2008