mardigan

Worn by that friend you aren't quite sure of; the mardigan says "I'm not dangerous" to the ladies, at the expense of saying "hey sailor" to the boys.
The aspiring metrosexual should be well equipt with a mardigan.

"man, steve is on fire tonight..."
"yeah, must be the mardigan"

"hey, can I buy you a drink"
"Sorry dude, I'm not actually..."
"OH, My bad, just assumed on account of fetching woolpiece"

by downinduram March 15, 2012

Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012

mardaije

Beautiful girl, nice but does not hold her tongue. Loves her family and friends. Knows how to love and be in a relationship. Cares, but cares too much. Sometimes overly emotional. Her hardest critic, expects the best from herself.

MarDaije; Lovely young lady

by xo10xo97 December 22, 2013

Mardi Gras-Ing

The act of killing a large group of monsters in an MMORPG(Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), With a semi-large group of people at an incredible rate of speed.

"You'll need a lot of DDs and some healers then you'll be Mardi Gras-Ing right through that fight."

by Geterdun March 12, 2014

Mardella

A young lass whose makeup taste and eyebrows are on fleek.

"Aww, Mardella, you're so pretty!"

by sportiekitty August 14, 2016

Mardarikkious

Funny, cool, light skinned male with long dick !

Hey, that mardarikkious just my type !

by HaileyyBarnes March 9, 2017

mardarreon

hes an ok guy.still ugly but a good ugly friend.

mardarreon is an ugly good friend

by ugly robert March 20, 2017