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jorge minor

A really poor kid who has no money and says he has money and is very gay
Damn that kid over there is such a jorge minor .
by Action_penguin September 17, 2017
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I wanna be the minority

I don't need your authority!
Down with the moral majority!
'Cause I wanna be the minority!

I pledge, allegiance to the underworld.
One nation underdog there of which I stand alone.
A face in the crowd.
Unsung, against the mold.
Without a doubt,
Singled out,
The only way I know!
minority Green Day

Interviewer: "So what are your goals in life."
Edgy Kid From Tumblr: "I guess I wanna be the minority."
Interviewer: "Get out of my office."
Edgy Kid From Tumblr: "I don't need your authority!"
Interviewer: "nevermind...I quit!"
by Edgy Kid From Tumblr November 9, 2017
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National Fuck a Minority Day

April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.
Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend
by poontangslapgod May 28, 2018
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Minor

A rude thing to call someone under 18.

Calling someone a minor can be seen as offensive, or just plain rude. It can make you seem like a jerk or a douche if you're calling someone a "minor" if your conversation has nothing to do with the law. In a way, it could be verybelittling to them.

Minority - smaller number. Like, a religion.

Minor - a key or note. There are major and minor versions of a song.
First example, legal: "you were caught selling alcohol to a minor."
Douchy example: "bruh. You're a minor."

Minority: "yeah, my religion is a minority."

Minor: "well, let's see how this song sounds in minor key!"
by 11GrEaSy11 January 10, 2020
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galaxy minstrel

A measure of how many chocolate confections one can secrete under one's foreskin without causing either a) extreme pain; or b) flesh to tear. An average is three. The maximum is six.

Beginners should start with Tic-tacs before moving onto M&Ms. Shoving a bag of Galaxy Minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.

And remember to perform your stretches first.
I was admiring my physique in Asda when I noticed a patch of blood on the front of my lycra shorts. My foreskin had only gone and ripped again hadn't it?
by McGoohan March 22, 2005
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Minority

The collective noun for a gathering of Glasgow Rangers supporters/Huns.
Press releases states: A minority of rangers fans sung the banned sectarian anthem the billy boys at Ibrox on Sunday.

What this actually means: The huns were caught singing sectarian songs and we're trying to limit the damage by saying it was only a few bigots that were singing this; when really it was nearly the entire stadium.
by bfdch May 26, 2011
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minoru

A damn loser,
But cute.
Birthday on the 18 of April probably.(national loser's day)
by Jhonnyu January 16, 2018
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