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mindless self indulgence

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jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence
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Mince Pie

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.
Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like
by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020
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MINCE

what to shout at somebody who looks homosexual in anyway (walking, clothes, facial expression)
paul: hey nick look at that guy
nick: yeah he looks gay
paul: *shouts& MINCE!!
by paul of death October 21, 2003
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Fanny Mince

It's a word you can use for absolutely anything.
"Did you go to the market today?" - mum
"FANNY MINCE" - Danny
by YourMumgoestocollege March 30, 2010
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Mincer

A mincer is one who is a general enthusiast or practitioner of MINCECORE. Mincecore is a word to describe Grindcore (an offshoot of metal/punk music) which is heavily influenced by the Belgian band Agathocles. Mincecore often has raw production, leftist socio-political lyrics, and overall sounds very 'oldschool' and minimalist.
1) Have you heard Archagathus? Those guys are total mincers!!
2) I saw a greasy guy today with long hair, he was a real mincer.
by Prince of Mince April 3, 2009
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mingler

an ugly person, used in the UK
she's a bit of a mingler there, eh?
by seleta August 1, 2004
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single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.
Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
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