microing

The act of taking regulated edibles in small doses starting with 2.5mg.

Microing is the best way to end a day on the job in corporate America.

What is Macie up to tonight? Not much, she’s just getting drunk and microing on the couch.

Should we micro tonight?

by mikesmakesmehard December 03, 2019

micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015

Micro-mink

A micro mink is a gift that is gifted to another that can be used as anything, almost like a genies wish.... even though you can trade a micro mink for anything but it always just ends up as a blow job!

If you help me with this your get a micro-mink

by Bethlehem hiker kane November 21, 2023

Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.

She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.

by Michelvis August 01, 2017

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 28, 2010

Micro$oft

Way of saying Microsoft to term that the company wants money

John: Did you see Apple's new release?
Daniel: Hell yeah, that phone is overpriced
John: Apple is literally Micro$oft

by your dad's basement March 15, 2023

micro mint

A candy type of regular mint taste with a micro pinch of a drug substance or marijuana, cbd, thc.

Past me a micro mint mood eleveor.

by Sophia English February 01, 2021