Plumber Method

When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.

Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.

by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009

Swarty Method

An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.

The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.

by Aswart August 11, 2010

hotdog and bun method

its when a girl lays down on her stomach, and instead of inserting the male penis into the asshole, it lays on the asshole vertically, and thrusts back and forth.

its the new thing bro, its a breed between titty fucking and ass fucking! its the hotdog and bun method!

by THE CLASSIC SLOB January 19, 2005

methodological naturalism

The philosophy that natural phenomena should be explained with naturalistic explanations when doing science.

In contrast with metaphysical naturalism, it does not commit one to ruling out the existence of the supernatural.

Science without methodological naturalism would accept astrology as a field of science.

by spline December 25, 2007

bucket method

When a short man has sex with a tall woman, he stands on a bucket. When the man is ready to ejaculate, the woman kicks the bucket from under the man.

We practice contraception by using the bucket method.

by Randango September 6, 2006

method

A snowboarding grab.
Your front hand grabs your heelside rail between the binding's. Tweak it nicely for style.

"See my method 7' off that kicker?"

by Diego September 15, 2003

10/30 movie watching method

Who needs to watch a whole movie nowadays? The first ten minutes give you enough of the story, while the last thirty minutes contain most of the movie's action.
It's the 10/30 method.

I must give credit to Javier for this one.

I watched District 9 using the 10/30 movie watching method. Great movie.

by giant in Korea February 3, 2010