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One meter peter

A guy with a one meter penis.
"I only date guys with one meter peter."
by Succ for lucc October 27, 2016
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Real-O-Meter

1. An indicator, not unlike a thermometer, determining the level of realness one possesses at any given moment in time. Both ends of the Real-O-Meter are synonymous with hot and cold colours; Red being the most real, blue being piss-weak.
1. "And that's when shit went crazy like Gnarls Barkley, man. I pushed my Real-O-Meter into the red"
by P-Monay August 9, 2006
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Parking Meter

Shoving a handful of quarters into a girl's slot and then leaving her on the sidewalk next to the gutter.
Rita the Hooker charged me for a whole hour when she only had to work for three minutes, so I gave her a parking meter in exact change.
by sno September 28, 2004
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Meteorologist

(n.) a sensationalist in scientist's clothing with a propensity for being incorrect while looking good on camera.

See also: snake oil salesman.
The meteorologist on television told me to prepare for the storm of the century, so like a dutiful follower I stocked up on foodstuffs and necessities. Alas, it was just a thunderstorm.

Damn, meteorologists seem to have less scientific backing than fortune tellers! I cannot believe I cancelled my weekend plans because of their forecast!
by Descartes B. Forthehorse August 30, 2011
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metro

Metro PCS. A cell phone service provider in the Bay Area used by drug dealers and rappers. You dont need ID or credit to purchase and subscribe to Metro PCS, only cash. This is a deterant to law enforcement.
Call me on my Metro if you still want those kilos homeboy.
by Wood Dawger June 30, 2005
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metro

Third sexual orientation. Somebody, who dress like gay, but not essentially gay.
Who are you? Bi, gay or metro?
by dildo777 July 18, 2018
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Cunt-O-Meter

Rating system used by Cybershell13 in his Youtube videos that tells you how hard/annoying enemies and bosses are in Sonic the Hedgehog video games
Asteron got a whopping 42 on the Cunt-O-Meter, which makes him the King of Cunts
by rtv0587 July 6, 2009
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