Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019
Get the Holy Melonmug. I was at the pub last night and saw this girl with huge boobs, so I took her to the bathroom stall but it turns out they were spoiled melons.
by Ace trick January 12, 2012
Get the Spoiled melonsmug. by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017
Get the fudge-melonedmug. by DINGDING May 7, 2015
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Get the Melon fuckmug. by Murfman85 December 11, 2015
Get the push melonmug. The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.
To fuck a hole in a Melon.
Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.
To fuck a hole in a Melon.
Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.
by Originalgazelle August 10, 2019
Get the Melon Dockingmug.