Muling

Muling, or to mule, is the present tense of half-assing something in a way that will likely lead to an inevitable failure. to put minimum effort in completing a certain task despite the method's obvious flaws.

i might be muling this by just stacking a bunch of random objects, but i'm sure i can reach that light.

a mule is half horse, half donkey(a.k.a. an ass) so to half-ass it, is to mule it.

by greendiamond March 29, 2014

Malinge

The act of offering someone to suck your dick.

It is a response to a unreasonable demand from a friend. Malinge -- > "Mere" + "Linge" , Hindi for "Want" + "Mine", generally referring to someone's dick.

Guy 1: Hey can you help me move on over the weekend.

Guy 2: Malinge?

by nk7189 July 24, 2018

Dirty Melinda

When a guy is about to cum pulls out and rams it into her ass to finish.

I was fucking this girl from the bar last night. I didn't want to get her pregnant so I gave her a dirty Melinda

by Railingemharder March 4, 2019

meningococcal muffins

muffins that are infected with meningococcal

i had a muffin and now i have meningococcal

by james August 24, 2003

melange

A spice used to enhance supernatural abilities, theorized to simply be the combination of uncut cocaine and kief from marijuana.

After Paul took the spice melange he was precognitive

by Trenchent February 28, 2012

Aunt Melinda

When your voice cracks and sounds all watery. It can be caused from alot of saliva in mouth, excesivive amounts of water dranken, your food only being half swallowed. And many more things may cause an Aunt Melinda

friend 1 -Haha dude you just had an Aunt Melinda

friend 2 -Not uh

friend 1 - don't deny it i heard your voice got all watery

friend 2 - hahahahah damn it

by Polkadot2397 September 5, 2008

Of Miceing and Mening

Shooting your best friend in the back of the head, like in the book Of Mice and Men.

I'm of Miceing and Mening Lenny

Gunshot

Lenny dies

by Dbagi March 19, 2009