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meat gazzer

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.
Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!
by Johnadam May 31, 2006
mugGet the meat gazzermug.

Meat Drunk

Feeling or acting impaired after consuming large quantities of animal flesh in one sitting.
We went to the Brazilian steakhouse last night, and two hours in everybody was giggling and falling out of their chair. We were meat drunk.
by wonderweasel February 3, 2010
mugGet the Meat Drunkmug.

meat market

Well stated above.
A sleazy, cheazy bar or club where the only reason anyone goes there is to pick up. If you're not there for this reason then you'll have a terrible night being unwantingly groped and hit-on. Girl's and guy's grind amongst one another to see who they will fuck in the bathroom or take home.
"'Scruffy Murphys' is a meat market. All foreign backpackers and shit trying to force themselves onto skanky ho's."
by Diego August 21, 2003
mugGet the meat marketmug.

Meat Funnel

noun. A vagina, or woman's/gay man's anus during sexual intercourse.
My lawyer, Bill, was so eager to tell me that his secretary Mark has a much tighter meat funnel then his own wife has.
by cyberobotic July 30, 2010
mugGet the Meat Funnelmug.

Meat Mango

Sorry guys, I’m gonna head home and munch on my girlfriend’s meat mango.
by ThatOtherOther November 30, 2018
mugGet the Meat Mangomug.

meat jacket

Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.
by Mike and Chase January 16, 2008
mugGet the meat jacketmug.

meat sabre

A jokingly yet vulgar term used to define a mans penis.
Man your ex turned into a hoe, what happened? Bob
She just loves meat sabre dude. Ted
by BobDoleSuperFanNumber1 November 17, 2011
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