happy meal

Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.

I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.

by Cheta May 15, 2003

happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.

Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!

by Shftokersmoker February 2, 2021

Fourth Meal

Female version of tea bagging, by putting the taco on ones face.

She gave him a good fourth meal last night.

by mr muscles January 21, 2009

Happy Meal

A Woman with everything you want, all in one complete package.

*Face
*Breasts

*Bottom

"You see that chick over there? Total happy meal"

"Dude....Thats my mom."

by Dre-dawg December 15, 2009

Swag meal

The swag meal is the most legendary meal for gaming containing Dino nuggies as the main course, Nacho Cheese Doritos and as the drink Mountain Dew

Jared “ayo what you got for lunch today?”
Max “I got that Swag Meal”
Jared “SHEEEEEEEESH”

by Swagger meal February 13, 2021

Royalty Meal

When the mistress crawls under the table while you eat Panda Express and proceeds to blow you.

I had a Royalty Meal the other day

by Save and print January 10, 2019

The meal deal

If someone says the meal deal to you or shouts it just know that person is talking about a supreme human that will run you down if you chat to him and buys reduced sandwhiches in its meal deal

Man: THE MEAL DEAL
MAN 2: OHHH YEEE THE MEAL DEAL
Girl: what’s the meal deal

Both men: do not speak of his name...

by Allnoer October 19, 2019