maximus

" if you ever meet a boy name maximus jest know that hes ugly but funny never licens and has a small penis

friend_ hey theres maximus
you_ i heard he has a small dick

by mybutcheackgiglewhenifart June 8, 2020

Jummius Maximus

Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.

The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.

I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.

by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011

Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

Maximus

A skinny mother fucker, who’s retarded and watches skibidi toilet rule 34.

— You look like a total Maximus, said Willem.

by Üs Nauf November 13, 2023

Shitamus maximus

Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.

"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"

by mommyallana December 20, 2023

Maximus Lehnhardt Santiago

Miv lucciano

What you doin if cousin bubba gives you sloppy then Tyrone comes and fucks u up -famous words by Maximus lehnhardt santiago

by TRIPLEDAX December 6, 2023