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jerk master

One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.
That Lindsey made another batch of awesome beef jerky, she's a real jerk master!
by sketch1jm August 3, 2019
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Puzzle Master

When two hermaphrodites simataneoualy have sex with both of their sexual organs and it fits together perfect like two pieces of a puzzle.
Those two hermaphrodites must be soulmates. I've never seen a puzzle master so clean.
by Hot Kunch June 19, 2021
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Master joemerald

The master of all the Joemeralds, the top of all the Joemeralds
I'm Master Joemerald, the top of all the Joemeralds!
by just a normal lurker November 15, 2021
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Master Sesh

When a person or group of people smoke(s) a massive amount of marijuana in one sitting.
Stoner 1: "Homie, my friend and I had a master sesh last night. We smoked a quad between the two of us."
by JDRstoned August 17, 2009
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connection master

A connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. A connection is between a pair; once the connection masters have connected them they are a 'thing'. They work in pairs and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a pair of connection masters working and there will not be another pair until they have resigned.

There are rules to being a connection master; firstly you can't make connections with bad intentions. Secondly you can’t be connected, like ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case they are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...
Max and Ella (the connection masters) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other and screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were then connected.
by connection master January 8, 2013
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Doink Master

Someone who has large success in getting sex.
" Is that a Doink Master I want him!!! "
by DMCshawn September 27, 2018
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master b8

When an advertisement for a porn site pops up on your screen.
I tried to get some stuff done on the Internet, but some master b8 popped up and I spent the next the next thirty minutes in the bathroom.
by The All-Seeing Pie July 30, 2016
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